[[There's a few beeping sounds as Pan sleepily enters numbers, intending to call one of the numbers he had picked up last week in a bar, but he trails off after the first four. The sound of loud, open-mouthed snoring comes through instead. The snoring only cuts off after Pan runs out of his allotted posting time.]]

Cronus can suck my balls. My former hairy goat balls. Just wanted to put that out there.

This no sleep thing is awful. I'm too exhausted to do all that other stuff I normally do instead of sleeping. I never thought I'd see the day, but now here it is! I mean sure, I could try to continue on as usual, but I'm not about to give anyone anything less than my 110% effort in bed. That would just be a crime.

There is one good thing to this though...

I can play my music just as loud as I want and my dear sweet neighbors can't come complaining that they're trying to sleep. 'Cause they can't blame that lack of sleep on me!

Business is booming over at Pan's Playground, and while that's great and all for my mortal spending, it's not so great on my free time. Seems the more money we make, the more work I have to do. I guess I can't really complain much about investigating potential new product lines or ensuring quality control, but it's all that book keeping and number bullshit that's the real problem. We aren't all gifted with Athena's assets. Yeah, this time I'm talking about her brains.

I'm letting this little group of Wiccans use the upstairs space for a small rental fee as well, but they really take care of themselves. They even keep the loft cleaner than I'd be keeping it. Plus this means I've got an excuse to keep a wide variety of open-minded young mortals around that just happen to worship a horned forest God. While I'm not above gifting any of them with a truly religious experience, I'll behave and keep my name under wraps.

.the mundane;
» Name: Bright
» Journal: black_n_bright
» Contact: e-mail - rp_artist@yahoo.com, AIM - summoner andrew

.the myth;
» God(dess): Pan
» Reference: Wikipedia woo, Mythindex
» Played By: David Krumholtz
» Human Alias: Sully Panning
» Human Age: 30
» God of...: nature and fertility

( Pan-demonium! )